egberts:

xehanort:

every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school

even scarier

(Source: sailoruranus-remade)

not-your-typical-indian-guy:

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

a-velvet-vice:

Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)

simonjpg:

went in strong, came out crying over a CGI tree voiced by vin diesel 

fukkkres:

white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks

white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!

florizer:

that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it

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